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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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lunetta-suzie-jewel

Yeah you say this, except there's a good chance you were chronically dehydrated as a kid. The reason you didn't think you were is because a) no one was talking about dehydration at the time, and b) the effects weren't immediately obvious.

But when my grown-up massage clients get on my table and I have to keep reapplying lotion because their skin absorbs the first layer immediately? When they have a million "knots" because their soft tissue fibers got dried out, lost their elasticity and became sticky, basically glued themselves together, and now it hurts when you move your arm like this, or your neck is always achey?

Yeah, that's chronic dehydration. That's shit that builds up over years of not drinking enough water (and/or not stretching, and/or having shitty posture, and/or not healthily processing your difficult emotions, and/or...)

Health is mostly maintenance. You have to act in "healing" ways consistently if you don't want to spend your life in a cycle of pain -> fix -> same pain again. And the younger you start, the better your results will be.

So yeah, treat the youth and yourself like beached orcas and drink that water.

stele3

Anonymous asked:

i think its verrry weird how you started posting nsfw posts and reblogging porn the minute you turned 18 idk

aprofessionalwithoutstandards answered:

I hate to be the one to tell you this but I have been actively extremely horny since I hit puberty when I was like twelve years old. Human development does not work like “absolutely zero impure thoughts until you reach the designated legal sex age, where you have until 25 to finally learn what a boob is, and then 25+ you’re allowed to have consensual sex 😊 because 19-25-year-olds are basically minors”. I also can tell that the underlying idea in this ask is that I, and anyone who begins posting nsfw when they turn 18, was somehow “groomed” into it, when the fact of the matter is that I have been very naturally gay horny for years and waited until I was 18 to explicitly post about it because THAT’S how you keep yourself safe. You don’t pretend to be a delicate sexless angel with the mind of a five-year-old who’s never heard what sex is just because you’re seventeen. I am a human being with sexual thoughts and I’m now a legal adult who is allowed to post about them. Realize that there is a difference between external adults “waiting until she’s 18” and someone waiting until they themselves are 18 so they can go out and buy porn, which they’ve wanted to buy for years.

This is an extremely reductive, reactionary, infantilizing, and conservative way to speak to me. Don’t even pretend you have progressive sexual politics if you think like this. Fuck yourself I’m so serious. No one ever speak to me this way again

aprofessionalwithoutstandards

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[ID: Discord screenshot from me, Rotting Mistake, saying "From age 0-17 you're an innocent angel who has never had an impure thought in your life, from 18-25 you're an adult minor who also can't have sex, and then at 25 your brain has fully developed (very real science) and you have about five years to have sex because anyone 30+ is a decrepit ancient hag". End ID]

aprofessionalwithoutstandards

This is breaching containment already please realize in this post that "porn" meas Team Fortress 2 hentai

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neuroticboyfriend

it's never too late to start brushing your teeth again. i basically never brushed my teeth for a whole 10 years. a decade. A DECADE. i still struggle to brush my teeth once a week, but it all started with brushing my teeth once every few months. so i mean it when i say brushing your teeth once a week, a month, a year, or even a decade, is better than nothing.

and still, nothing is not shameful. it is not immoral to struggle with self care. and it is also not pointless to keep trying. anything you can do, even if its wiping plaque off with a towel, is enough. it is good to take care of yourself however you can, even if it's just trying to muster the will to. reading this post is good, too.

i believe in you and i am proud of you, even in the smallest of steps. it's okay. you can give yourself grace.

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biscuitsarenice

Actress, Miriam Margolyes: When you know your worth, you know your worth.

auroranibley

She is beautiful and I love her.

rhube

She also recently said that JKR’s TERF remarks are fascist. So please, continue to stan a hero.

nimashkawizii

And she’s a signatory of Jews for Justice for Palestinians, was one of the first people to say ‘fuck’ on British TV, proudly called herself a dyke during a televised Australian citizenship ceremony with their PM, and has been with her partner since 1968.

costumersupportdept

MIRIAM IS A QUEEN.